Venting On Dog Parks, Table Manners & Drivers

“Seriously? 2”

We all know that life is not fair and mean people suck. For those of you who have a sense of justice, it can be tough to hold your tongue when you see things that are just not right. In order to keep the peace, it is much better to just let it go. However, if you are like us, it will make you feel a LOT better if you get it off your chest and vent. This is where you can do that. Here are some examples for today.

DOG PARKS SHOULD HAVE A SCREENING PROCESS

If you dog drools, shakes its head and splatters that drool on other dogs, he should be BANISHED!

If your dog humps another dog once, it’s funny … twice, its annoying … three times, he should be BANISHED!

If your dog snarls, growls, or bites anything, DO NOT BRING HIM TO THE DOG PARK!

 

TABLE MANNERS ARE NOT OPTIONAL

Nothing spells poor upbringing like a lack of table manners. Were you raised in a barn?

How hard is it to take off your freaking hat at the table? RUDE!

Napkin on the lap, pass to the left, chew with your mouth closed, no phones at the table, remain seated until everyone is done, and asked to be excused. It’s not that hard people!

 

THE DRIVER’S SEAT OF A CAR TURNS ADULTS INTO THREE-YEAR-OLDS

Even when we are not in a hurry, if we see someone tailing us and trying to pass, we speed up so they can’t get by. Precursor to road rage…a car is not a toy!

If someone beeps at us for any reason, we beep back just to show them we don’t care that they beeped at us. Not really effective.

When we take off from a stop light faster than the car next to us, we feel that we beat them, even though they were not racing us. Sweet satisfaction!

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